BELLA: QUIET, CLASSY, AND JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SASSY

Age: 5 years young

Weight: 38 lbs of graceful curves and sweet affection

Breed: Probably descended from royalty (but we don’t like to brag)

Special Skill: Expert cuddler with built-in stranger alert system

ABOUT ME:

Hi, I’m Bella, and I’m here to offer you an exclusive membership to the Bella Club—where cuddles are elite, walks are chill, and the guest list is… a bit.....selective.

I was rescued from a high-kill shelter in Texas and beat pneumonia like the strong independent woman I am. I’m now healthy, crate-trained, mostly potty trained, and fully prepared to judge anyone who knocks on your door uninvited.

MY VIBE:

Low drama, low energy, high emotional support

Calm, quiet, affectionate (with a touch of sass if someone invades my bubble)

Would thrive in a home where I’m your one and only, like Beyoncé intended

Perfect for introverts, bookworms, Netflix bingers, and homebodies with excellent taste

FUN BELLA FACTS:

I’m not “dog aggressive,” I’m “selectively social”

I will absolutely stare into your soul until you pet me

I’m the kind of girl who won’t start anything, but will probably finish it

I enjoy sunbathing, light yard patrol, and sniffing things dramatically

Quiet as a mouse… unless the Amazon guy shows up. Then I’m FBI.

IDEAL MATCH:

Calm adult household (a single person or quiet couple = chef’s kiss)

A fenced yard where I can strut around like a backyard runway model

No other dogs unless they’re statues

Someone who wants a best friend, cuddle buddy, and sweet little sidekick

BONUS ROUND:

My adoption fee is SPONSORED for the right home.

That’s right. I’m basically a luxury item on sale—but only to the right human.

Adopt Bella.

Because you don’t need chaos. You need a low-maintenance, high-class cuddle queen who will love you deeply, nap with you often, and judge the neighbors with you always.

Hi. I’m Alfred—but my friends (and future family) call me Alfie. I’m what happens when a snuggly blanket, a Newfie, and a marshmallow have a baby.

I was found stray and in such rough shape, the vet thought I was checking into the doggy afterlife. Plot twist: I’m still here, still thriving, and cuter than ever. My bloodwork’s doing great (just needs 6-month check-ins), and I may have lost an eye, but I gained legendary street cred.

MY VIBE:

• Cuddle Level: Olympic

• Energy Level: Low to medium (unless there’s a treat involved—then it’s turbo)

• Personality: 70% snuggly, 20% stubborn, 10% “did he just wink at me?”

• Favorite Activities:

• Short walks

• Long naps

• Midday sunbeam tanning

• Being absolutely obsessed with you

HOUSEMATE QUALIFICATIONS:

• Must offer couch space (or full lap access)

• Should enjoy being stared at like you’re the last treat on Earth

• Must agree that “Alfie time” is sacred

• Preferably understands that one-eyed dogs still see right into your soul

BONUS SKILLS:

• Pretty much potty trained (I’m polite, thank you very much)

• Treat motivated, which means you can bribe me—just sayin’

• Excellent TV companion. I don’t talk during movies unless I smell popcorn.

• Built-in emotional support animal for those who like their therapists fluffy and a little judgy.

READY TO FALL IN LOVE?

Because I’m not just a dog—I’m a 60-lb one-eyed romance novel with fur.

Adopt Alfie and get:

Endless cuddles

Fluffy loyalty

A wink that could stop traffic

Apply now—before someone else snags this pirate teddy bear and rides off into the sunset (or at least the backyard).

My name is Krypto.

I know I'm not a cute puppy or fluffy retriever.

I'm not a handsome lab or cuddly beagle.

The cards are stacked against me.

I'm scary thin.

I'm black with scars all over my skeletal body.

My head looks too big for the rest of me and my eyes reflect the horror that has been my life.

My leg is lame and cannot be saved.

I was confiscated for cruelty which means:

Someone purposely starved me.

Those scars are chemical burns.

Someone purposely poured something like gasoline on me.

I'm only 2 years old.

But they didn't break me.

I am brave.

I will sit in your lap and welcome your pets.

I am strong.

I am learning to navigate life as a tripod.

I am forgiving.

I know most people are kind.

I am love.

I will be your most loyal friend.

I am Krypto.

ZELDA: BIG PUPPY, BIGGER HEART, SLIGHTLY TOO BIG FOR YOUR LAP (BUT SHE TRIES ANYWAY)

Age: 8 months

Weight: 45 lbs of lovable lean

Breed: Hound mix with a side of “professional people-pleaser”

Projected Size: Large-ish, but still thinks she’s pocket-sized

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Hi, I’m Zelda—like the princess, but with more snacks and fewer gowns. I’m that perfect in-between mix of goofy puppy and chill sidekick. I’ve got the curiosity and charm of a pup, but I already know how to sit, shake, and steal your heart.

I’m friendly, eager to learn, and working hard on my house manners—because I’m a classy gal like that.

MY RESUME INCLUDES:

Big brown eyes that double as treat magnets

Perfectly floppy ears and an A+ snuggle game

Sweet, smart, and always down for a walk, adventure or a lazy Sunday

The perfect companion for anyone who wants a dog that’s past the potty pad stage but still has that fresh-from-the-pound sparkle

DREAM HOME SCENARIO:

A family, couple, or solo human who wants a best friend with range—from backyard zooms to Netflix marathons

A fenced yard would be lovely, but I’ll thrive anywhere with love and a bit of structure

Bonus points if you talk to me in a goofy voice—I live for the drama

EXTRAS:

Fully vetted and ready to move in

Good with other dogs

Loyal, affectionate, and ready to be your shadow (in a sweet, non-creepy way)

Will absolutely try to sneak onto your furniture but make it look like an accident

WHY ZELDA?

Because she’s got the perfect balance of playful and polite, smart and snuggly, adorable and lowkey dramatic. Zelda is a love bug in a slightly oversized body—still growing into her feet, but already full of heart.

Adopt Zelda.

Because who doesn’t want a best friend with four legs, a wagging tail, and zero judgment about how many snacks you eat in bed?

Hi, I’m Frida—named after a queen (probably), rocking the eyeliner of a Renaissance painting, and ready to find my forever rom-com ending.

I was found stray (rude), but I’ve dusted off my past and I’m stepping into my main character arc. With a heart full of love, a nose for adventure, and a tail that won’t quit, I’m ready to be your sidekick for snack runs, snuggles, and every season of your life.

WHY I’M YOUR DREAM GIRL:

Floppy ears: aerodynamic, kissable, dramatic

Hound mix: means I’m loyal, loving, and sometimes slightly nosy

Eager to learn: Potty training? Let’s do it. Manners? I’m ready to be your honor roll pup.

Snuggly AND social: Perfect for families, solo dog moms, or someone who just needs a little shadow that smells like biscuits

I come pre-loaded with puppy eyes 2.0™ (warning: may cause impulse adoptions)

LOOKING FOR:

A cozy home where I can learn the ropes and nap like I invented it

Someone who loves walks, snacks, belly rubs, and being stared at lovingly

Bonus if you talk to me like a baby—I respond best to “who’s a good girl?” and high-pitched squeals of affection

FUN FACTS:

I weigh less than your laundry pile (appx 43 lbs) but give 100% of the love

I have zero emotional baggage, just a leash and an open heart

I will absolutely follow you into the bathroom. It’s not weird. It’s loyalty.

Adopt Frida.

Because behind every great dog parent is a slightly goofy, highly lovable, floppy-eared hound baby with a heart of gold and no concept of personal space!

PENNY: QUEEN OF NAPS, LOVER OF SUNBEAMS, WALKING HEARTWARMER

Age: About 5 years old, wise enough to ignore chaos

Weight: Just enough to feel like a weighted blanket with legs

Breed: Sweet Potato Mix

Special Title: Single mama. Professional lounger. Underdog icon.

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WHO IS PENNY?

Hi, I’m Penny—a certified golden girl, retired mama of 9 (yes, nine), and currently a full-time sunbeam collector. I was found protecting my babies in a burned-down building after being hit by a car. I may be a little banged up (broken leg, bum ticker), but don’t worry—my soul is fully intact and made entirely of gentle vibes and warm snuggles.

My puppies all found homes, and now it’s my turn to be the baby.

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MY HOBBIES INCLUDE:

Laying down

Being carried

Dramatically flopping over to roll in grass

Sighing contentedly when someone finally loves me right

Not walking. Ever. Seriously, don’t ask.

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I’M:

Calm, sweet, and potty trained like a classy lady

100% low maintenance—basically your grandma if she was cuter and had better ears

The dog version of a warm fuzzy blanket and a cup of tea

Hospice status, but I don’t know that—so I still dream big

Free to adopt (sponsored) and come with 3 months of heart meds so I can keep being the mellowest roommate you’ve ever had

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I’M LOOKING FOR:

A quiet home with kind humans and cozy corners

Someone who’s down for naps, snacks, and the occasional dramatic flop

A couch with my name on it and a human I can watch Netflix with

Zero expectations, just love. (And maybe a sunlit rug.)

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Adopt Penny.

Because forever doesn’t have to be long to be beautiful.

I’ve raised my babies, survived the hard parts, and now I just want a warm spot to rest for the time I have left.

Age: 11 years of pure “why hasn’t someone adopted me yet” energy

Weight: 67 lbs of chunky, brindle-coated excellence

Breed: Rare brindle velvet hippo (ok, maybe a mutt)

Special Skill: Couch surfing + existential stares

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MEET TREY

I’ve been at the vet’s office so long, they almost put me on payroll.

11 YEARS, people. That’s longer than most relationships.

Longer than all three of your last diets combined.

I’ve basically been a live-in receptionist, therapy dog, and hallway traffic cone.

But now? It’s my time. I’m ready for a real home with a real couch and a real human who doesn’t wear scrubs 24/7.

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TREY’S HOT TAKES:

Never chewed a shoe, but will politely sniff your snacks

Dog and cat friendly—I’m basically Switzerland

Calm, cool, and extremely into naps

Energy level: somewhere between “freshly baked biscuit” and “retired mall Santa”

Brindle coat? More like wearable artwork. Come pet it.

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WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR:

A home. Literally just any house that doesn’t smell like antiseptic

A couch. A bed. A soft thing. I will flop on it.

Someone who doesn’t mind that I may mistake your throw pillows for royalty

Preferably someone cool with me learning how to “home” for the first time… I may stare at your fridge and ask, “what’s this glowing cold box?”

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WHY ADOPT TREY?

Because I’ve been waiting 4,000+ days to be someone’s dog.

I’ve missed birthdays, holidays, and probably 47 national hot dog days.

I’m still hopeful. Still sweet. Still totally adoptable.

And let’s be honest—you don’t want a high-energy gremlin. You want me.

Senior. Seasoned. Sofa-ready.

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Adopt Trey.

Be the plot twist in the greatest underdog story never told.

Bonus: I already come with a full vet resume and zero emotional baggage (unless you count my old man snoring).